weed-stash:

My ex wanna work it out, bitch try yoga

then she got mad, called my dick yoda

I dont give a fuck

Yoda’s got the force

bitches riding on his cock,

he makes ‘em go back and forth

I really don’t care, girl, cause you a hater

I might fuck yo day up, like I was Darth Vader.

You look like Jaba the Hutt and talk like Jarjar Binks
You so ugly you make C3PO blink.

laughingsquid:

29/31 by Garfunkel and Oates, The Same Woman 2 Years Apart

clarelou612:

     

     

Netflix, I commend your genre-determining skills.

So, I just finished Marilyn Hotchkiss’ Ballroom Dancing and Charm School for the first time…

laughingsquid:

Author Neil Gaiman’s Inspirational Commencement Speech to The University of the Arts Class of 2012

visaisahero:

lol

jinx0cookie:

 - anders - tumblr

 - Norman being sexy.

 - Sean being sexual 

 - Mako poped up.

 - we cant leave out Garrus. 

 - dont forget my music man.

 - the cutest man that ever was. 

 - And YOU! Cause your filling my need to repost shit.

 - Then playing phone tag with People. 

 - my lack of sleep.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST ________

 Being myself

dontletthehalofoolyou:

Captainlydwinchester… write for me… you can’t resist these puppy eyes.